Bliss
I really like this one. It came out mostly how I imagined it... which doesn't happen often.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
feed the violence
It's no secret that sex sells and advertisers us it everywhere, for everything, and every age. But it seems now a new medium is coming. blunt violence.
this is a snapshot of my face book page.
this is a snapshot of my face book page.
Rob a bank!!! Quick and easy!!!
I know its an ad for a game, and I personally play violent games. But that title is just so... (idk) it's like: "Stick Knives in Your Eyes!!! new online game."
I hope somebody sues these guys. If fat kids can sue Mc D's for making them fat, somebody should be able to get away with, " I only tried to rob that bank, cause Facebook told me it would be easy."
Maybe these can be other potential violent ad eye catchers:
Shoot Cops
Beat Your Neighbor to Death
Run Over Unsuspecting Civilians
sorry for bitching, but seriously. We're just getting dumber and dumber.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
fail of the week.
Like I said before, currently I'm trying to learn how to draw. (properly) I wanted to see if I could copy a picture just by looking at it.
This is the finished product:
The original Pic is lower, so before looking at it try and guess what I was trying to copy.
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This was the original drawing. It's Spike from Cowboy Bebop. How he turned into a fat white kid, i'm not even sure of....
This is the finished product:
The original Pic is lower, so before looking at it try and guess what I was trying to copy.
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This was the original drawing. It's Spike from Cowboy Bebop. How he turned into a fat white kid, i'm not even sure of....
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Endzeit
Nothing, just nothing, nothing will wipe this heart out
And no one, just no one, no one will break this frontline
We are, we are, we are the final ones
We are, we are the, we are the final resistance
We're fighting to the last
Driven by your hate
Awoken us
No one will surrender
A storm will break the silence
This storm will break the silence
Nothing, just nothing, nothing will wipe this heart out
We are, we are the, we are the final resistance
This vengeance is justice
And justice will be doneyour end is our triumph
And the day will come
A reign of terror, a life of horror
Nothing will remain
A promise to the fallen
We make them feel our pain
A promise to the felons
You'll never rise again
We take it back
We take it all back
We take it back
We take it all back
This vengeance is justice
And justice will be done
Your hate has so betrayed us
Everyday we come
A promise to the fallen
We make them feel our pain
A promise to the felons
You'll never rise again
Nothing, just nothing, nothing will wipe this heart out
And no one, just no one, no one will break this frontline
We are, we are, we are the final ones
We are, we are the, we are the final resistance
Endzeit - Heaven Shall Burn
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
October 16th, 1985
I heard a joke once:
Man goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed.
Life seems harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says,
"Treatment is simple.
The great clown Pagliacci is in town.
Go see him.
That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears.
"But doctor" he says.
"I am Pagliacci."
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.
Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.
Rorscach's Journal
Man goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed.
Life seems harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says,
"Treatment is simple.
The great clown Pagliacci is in town.
Go see him.
That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears.
"But doctor" he says.
"I am Pagliacci."
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.
Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.
Rorscach's Journal
Thursday, October 15, 2009
deluxe
nacho supreme, no.
nacho cheese, partly, but still no.
the nacho deluxe saved my soul.
temped by moderately cute "free stress test woman"
sorry but I got nachos in my hands.
smile and turn away.
these nachos may be the death of me.
but not today.
not today.
marten hernandez
poem of chips, queso, beef, and the free stress test woman
nacho cheese, partly, but still no.
the nacho deluxe saved my soul.
temped by moderately cute "free stress test woman"
sorry but I got nachos in my hands.
smile and turn away.
these nachos may be the death of me.
but not today.
not today.
marten hernandez
poem of chips, queso, beef, and the free stress test woman
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
window shopping
Monday, October 12, 2009
Bad Move of the Day
Eating an uncooked chicken taquito.
That was exciting.
Just because it's warm, doesn't mean it's cooked.
Friday, October 9, 2009
haHa
This was from an Amazon comment about a book called Bad Moon Rising... which is also happens to be the title of a CCR song.
enjoy the music while you read.
# 4 and 7 are my favorites.
I wanna make a poster for #4.
...quote...
A reader who does not have the patience to put up with Gorenfeld's chaotic presentation can nevertheless enjoy browsing the book and marveling at the claims of Rev. Moon and his followers.
A brief sampling of these is:
1. Jesus failed in his mission to save mankind and Rev. Moon is the Messiah who will accomplish this mission. Hence it is not correct for Christians to use the cross a symbol of their faith since this symbolizes failure. Instead, they should use a crown, which symbolizes Rev. Moon.
2. Children should look to Rev. Moon as their "True Parent" instead of being loyal to their birth parents.
3. The secular governments of the nations of the world should be replaced with governments run by followers of Rev. Moon.
4. It's right to lie for a good cause and God tells lies.
5. Through a human medium, thirty-six dead US presidents have issued statements from beyond the grave that support Rev. Moon.
6. Rev. Moon interceded to get Hitler out of hell.
7. Men should punish their penises every day by using pliers to cut the skin a little bit.
enjoy the music while you read.
# 4 and 7 are my favorites.
I wanna make a poster for #4.
...quote...
A reader who does not have the patience to put up with Gorenfeld's chaotic presentation can nevertheless enjoy browsing the book and marveling at the claims of Rev. Moon and his followers.
A brief sampling of these is:
1. Jesus failed in his mission to save mankind and Rev. Moon is the Messiah who will accomplish this mission. Hence it is not correct for Christians to use the cross a symbol of their faith since this symbolizes failure. Instead, they should use a crown, which symbolizes Rev. Moon.
2. Children should look to Rev. Moon as their "True Parent" instead of being loyal to their birth parents.
3. The secular governments of the nations of the world should be replaced with governments run by followers of Rev. Moon.
4. It's right to lie for a good cause and God tells lies.
5. Through a human medium, thirty-six dead US presidents have issued statements from beyond the grave that support Rev. Moon.
6. Rev. Moon interceded to get Hitler out of hell.
7. Men should punish their penises every day by using pliers to cut the skin a little bit.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Sigur Rós - ný batterí
ný batterí from Sigur Rós on Vimeo.
Lyrics Translated:
Barbwire Stapled In My Mouth That Bleeds Me
Locked In A Cage
Naked Animals Beat Me
And A Savior Knocks
An Untamed Puts In New Batteries
And Charges Once Again [x4]
We Set Off
Into The Unknow
Until We Destroy Everything And Are Dominant
Once Again [x3]
Once Again In The Back Where We Ride
Again The Barbwire
In My Mouth That Rips Up An Old Healed Wound
Have Become A Rusty Soul
The Electricity Is Gone
I Want To Cut
And Slice Myself To Death
But I Don’t Have The Courage
I Rather Turn Myself Off
I’m Alone Again
aspiration
I received a paper panda today.
That was cool.
I wanted to be a panda...
never happened.
cheers.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
cheer up Brian.
According to Monty Pythons Life of Brian:
"When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing."
... I cant whistle ...
"When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing."
... I cant whistle ...
Monday, October 5, 2009
hollywood
what determines the value of life?
Possessions, Knowledge, Power
Intellectually its an easy, regurgitated answer. Love?
But what does that mean?
What of the mass majority where that's only a word, nothing else.
And even those who seem to understand its meaning, still are lost.
What determines the value of a person?
...
It's seems like the worlds going to shit, and I don't seem to care.
Where are we going?
I just stay inside, and watch the world crumble?
Watch the helpless retardation of our society.
Wanting for better, but.. nothing.
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I wish I knew what love was.
I wish the world knew.
I wish we could all just chill/slow down.
and take time to appreciate ourselves.
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well, maybe, tomorrow,
Possessions, Knowledge, Power
Intellectually its an easy, regurgitated answer. Love?
But what does that mean?
What of the mass majority where that's only a word, nothing else.
And even those who seem to understand its meaning, still are lost.
What determines the value of a person?
...
It's seems like the worlds going to shit, and I don't seem to care.
Where are we going?
I just stay inside, and watch the world crumble?
Watch the helpless retardation of our society.
Wanting for better, but.. nothing.
...
I wish I knew what love was.
I wish the world knew.
I wish we could all just chill/slow down.
and take time to appreciate ourselves.
...
well, maybe, tomorrow,
Sunday, October 4, 2009
roll up all the happy and sad things
This is the ending theme from the anime Clannad.
I dont know why, but I really like it.
Sweet Dreams.
I dont know why, but I really like it.
Sweet Dreams.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
beware the deaf/mute scammer
had my hopes up for a sale.
crushed by deaf/mute nigerian
no money today.
- the poetry of hope lost
marten hernandez
Email of scam:
Hello, Thank you for getting back to me and letting me know that the item is still available for sale. Actually, I would have like to talk with you over the telephone but unfortunately I can neither hear nor speak. I have been like that since birth. I have been searching for a very nice gift to give a missionary friend of mine who is in Africa. I saw many items on craiglist but when I saw yours, I know that he will like it very much. I met the missionary when I went on summer vacation to West Africa and he is such a nice man. His birthday is coming up next two weeks and that is why I want to give him this gift. Please give me your full name and address so that I can pay you with Certified Merchant Express money order or alternatively, if you have a paypal account, give me your paypal email address so that I can make the payment at once. I will also include the cost of shipping it through USPS Express mail. I await your immediate response. Thanks and God bless you.
crushed by deaf/mute nigerian
no money today.
- the poetry of hope lost
marten hernandez
Email of scam:
Hello, Thank you for getting back to me and letting me know that the item is still available for sale. Actually, I would have like to talk with you over the telephone but unfortunately I can neither hear nor speak. I have been like that since birth. I have been searching for a very nice gift to give a missionary friend of mine who is in Africa. I saw many items on craiglist but when I saw yours, I know that he will like it very much. I met the missionary when I went on summer vacation to West Africa and he is such a nice man. His birthday is coming up next two weeks and that is why I want to give him this gift. Please give me your full name and address so that I can pay you with Certified Merchant Express money order or alternatively, if you have a paypal account, give me your paypal email address so that I can make the payment at once. I will also include the cost of shipping it through USPS Express mail. I await your immediate response. Thanks and God bless you.
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