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This was from an Amazon comment about a book called Bad Moon Rising... which is also happens to be the title of a CCR song.


enjoy the music while you read.

# 4 and 7 are my favorites.
I wanna make a poster for #4.

...quote...
A reader who does not have the patience to put up with Gorenfeld's chaotic presentation can nevertheless enjoy browsing the book and marveling at the claims of Rev. Moon and his followers.
A brief sampling of these is:
1. Jesus failed in his mission to save mankind and Rev. Moon is the Messiah who will accomplish this mission. Hence it is not correct for Christians to use the cross a symbol of their faith since this symbolizes failure. Instead, they should use a crown, which symbolizes Rev. Moon.
2. Children should look to Rev. Moon as their "True Parent" instead of being loyal to their birth parents.
3. The secular governments of the nations of the world should be replaced with governments run by followers of Rev. Moon.
4. It's right to lie for a good cause and God tells lies.
5. Through a human medium, thirty-six dead US presidents have issued statements from beyond the grave that support Rev. Moon.
6. Rev. Moon interceded to get Hitler out of hell.
7. Men should punish their penises every day by using pliers to cut the skin a little bit.