good bye facebook.

In case anyone was wondering, I deactivated my facebook account.
I got a message yesterday saying I was a jerk for not adding someone as their "friend"..... wtf?????
really??? ???? ??? and I've had other people who felt offended because I didnt add them. isnt that why they have the option of choosing to add people, so you can choose who to add and who not to??..... grow up... really.
so to make everyone happy, I added most of the 27 people on my waiting list and shutdown my account.
:) cheers :)

(i use skype for those who wanna chat:   marten.hernandez
and email is japaxs@yahoo.com for those who need to get in contact with me)

in other news....
I found out why its cool to smoke. (not that I smoke and will probably never ever smoke.)
So I was at work, thinking. (the thinking process)  "Hmmm..... if I ever smoked and some one was to ask me why I started smoking what would I say. The only thing I could think of was, my friends smoke so I started or my family/parents smoke (they dont smoke, this is all what if stuff). Cause I couldn't say things like: It tastes good, smells good, makes me live longer, its a cost efficient hobby.... So I thought hmm...... how did the whole smoking thing start?? then I figured it out. Its really simple once you think about it. What happens when someone smoke a cig? You inhale (stuff) and exhale SMOKE. hmm... what else exhales smoke??
then epiphany!!!! Dragons!! Dragons exhale smoke. Thats why smoking is cool, because you feel like a dragon. And nobody messes with dragons, they breathe fire. You piss one off they'll go and destroy your whole tride/clan/city/town/local population. Also there is something else although not as cool as dragons that has the same exhale smoke thing. Volcanoes!
So in conclusion: people smoke because: its makes them feel powerful.(like dragons and volcanoes) ...and they keep smoking because they get addicted to nicotine.






LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]
(thanks be to: sameye407 for typing the script)