And how humans, being the dumb apes we are, love to do dumb things, wear dumb things, say dumb thing etc.
enjoy.
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marten the author of the blog.
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"Yo Gabba Gabba" - Introducing rampant dirty sex to toddlers.
In clase you are like me and would usually never hear about such a strange sounding.... whatever it is.
Yo Gabba Gabba, is apparently a cartoon series targeted towards little people, not midgets but the little people with little brains.
Toddlers
Here is a picture of the gang.
maybe I just have more of a wild imagination, but does the big, red, tubish, guy kinda look like a penis??? a hard penis????
but not just a normal hard penis, but a hard penis covered in lumps?
in a real world setting, lumps on a penis usually means someone has contracted a case of genital herbes or some other sexually transmitted disease.
in a real world setting, lumps on a penis usually means someone has contracted a case of genital herbes or some other sexually transmitted disease.
which is usually the result of having unprotected sex or just lots of it with lots of disease ridden people. And by the looks of giant penis there, it looks like he's been around the block, probably too many times for anyones good.
sure maybe he is just an erect penis shaped monster covered in bumps.
but even just typing that make me feel like im trying to explain sex to a baby.
you wouldn't just show a penis to a baby, but something that looks alot like one.
once again maybe not, but then look at the pink person (thing).
once again maybe not, but then look at the pink person (thing).
Triangular shaped, a flower, pink.... wait is she a vagina?
vagina, that's the first thing that popped into my head.
vagina, that's the first thing that popped into my head.
and what is between them, a black man.
with 3 nostrils....
okay.... hmm...
So far:
We have a penis
vagina
vagina
and black man.
and a bunch of retarded looking animals waving their hands in terror and seeming to lack basic motor functions to move in a way that looked remotely normal.
well my brain is beginning to hurt just writing about this stuff.
blaaaa. i feel like throwing up.
well until next time.
have a nice day.
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