stuff i've learned from being married pt1

a friend jokingly suggested I write a book about things I've learned being married.
But I think i'll just jot some things done here.


so we begin:
1. Sex is awesome.
2. But don't jump right into it.
3. Salad is not a waste of space in my stomach, but is actually kinda good.
4. Tea's not that bad either.
5. Points on the Good Deed System expire within seconds.
6. Points on the Bad Deed System last forever.
7. If your wife ever says, "I really like/love this." Write that thing/activity down.
8. Eventually try to do those things.
9. The small things you do count.
10. So do the really big things.
11. If your wife ever says "I don't care, do what ever you want." DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! It's a trap.
12. She speaks in the realm of emotions and feelings more than words and facts.
13. Yes, you are expected to be able to read her mind.
14. The simplest way, is never her way.
15. But give her space to do it her own way. If she asks for help, help her out; not in a demeaning way, but in a caring manner.

.... to be continued. ...
my mind is blanking out.
I will write more when I'm think of some.

have a nice day.