Spooky night

At a Halloween party in Italy.
Thinking to myself, how did I get here?
There are other awkwardly present people, but they have seats. I had a seat, but me reservation expired.
So now I stand. As smoke and bass surround me.
There are also many drunk Italians, so that's always fun.
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Some time has passed.
I have found a seat, so prospects are looking up. Smooth sailing from here.
Now I just need to look busy, and very interested in my phone.
I guess this club is kinda high class or something. There are a good amount of tough looking security guards. And I think I ran into them a suspicious amount of times. So now I see them watch me as I walk around the venue.
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Sometimes I'm amazed at my wife's ability to convince people to do things they have previously swore they would never do. In this instance I'm referring to a friend she is currently dancing with. Friend since yesterday swore she would never get on a dancefloor, especially in front of other people. But here she is dancing the night away; surrounded by numerous sweaty Italians.
Amazing.
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Checking work emails so far is passing some time.
I'll keep you posted of any updates Internet.

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Bench is being over taken. Would move but no other non reservation seats. Maybe I should try sad make some new friends.
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Reporting in.
Just saw a middle aged man. Angerly talking on the phone and smoking. He walks very deliberately to a near by plant and  looks at some leaves. He then grabs a handful and briskly walks away.
Stay turned for more exciting events.
Reporting out
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My cover sitting at the bench have left.
While I'm now exposed in a sense; I'm able to keep reporting without worrying whether or those Italian guys could speak English.
Back to reporting.

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Drunk Italian, young male. Curly hair. I'm worried he is in the vomiting drunk state.
He moves close to my bench. I watch with caution. Ready to dodge any projectile vomit that may come my way.
He has left. Defcon alert set to normal.
Close one.
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Italians seems to be very proud of their butts. Lots of very high waisted pants that cause the buttocks to almost magically rise as if weightless, but at the same time full of weight.
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I just saw two dwarfs enter the exclusive party room. I kinda want to peek in and check it out.
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