the following is a skype conversation:
[8:41:30 PM] Morrow Willis: yo marten
[8:41:41 PM] Marten Hernandez: hey
[8:41:59 PM] Morrow Willis: im sitting in a 3 and a half hour night class
[8:42:03 PM] Morrow Willis: its not even an hour in
[8:42:08 PM] Morrow Willis: and im bored out of my mind
[8:42:14 PM] Marten Hernandez: lol, good luck
[8:42:33 PM] Morrow Willis: i think the teacher is gonna go on for a nother 15 min before we break into groups
[8:42:45 PM] Morrow Willis: and i wanted to see what the skinny was in dallas
[8:42:51 PM] Morrow Willis: whats new?
[8:43:11 PM] Marten Hernandez: hmm.. not a whole lot.
[8:43:22 PM] Marten Hernandez: ... my sisters rabbits died a few days ago
[8:43:36 PM] Morrow Willis: naturally?
[8:43:51 PM] Marten Hernandez: no something attacked them during the night, where not sure what though
[8:44:08 PM] Morrow Willis: yeah you should make up the gruesome details
[8:44:15 PM] Morrow Willis: somethin crazy
[8:44:54 PM] Marten Hernandez: um well one of the was just stiff, I guess it died from fright. I went to pick up the second one, and its head fell off
[8:45:06 PM] Morrow Willis: nice!
[8:45:09 PM] Marten Hernandez: lol[
8:45:14 PM] Morrow Willis: heres the story
[8:45:21 PM] Morrow Willis: what were the rabbits names?
[8:45:44 PM] Marten Hernandez: lol, im not really sure. maybe coco and vanilla
[8:45:59 PM] Morrow Willis: so it was a love-suicide pact
[8:46:09 PM] Morrow Willis: coco and vanilla were from two different rabbit tribes
[8:46:19 PM] Morrow Willis: warring rabbit tribes
[8:46:29 PM] Morrow Willis: and they were forbidden from being with each other
[8:46:58 PM] Marten Hernandez: .suspense builds.
[8:47:10 PM] Morrow Willis: hmmm.....
[8:47:13 PM] Morrow Willis: writers block
[8:47:20 PM] Morrow Willis: whats the conflict once they get to your house
[8:48:23 PM] Morrow Willis: i was thinking they escaped to the land of hernandez to be with each other
8:48:43 PM] Morrow Willis: but the house of coco employed the evil hime to watch over them and prevent them from consummating their love
[8:48:56 PM] Morrow Willis: valiant coco braved the odds
[8:49:16 PM] Morrow Willis: and inflicted black magic on hime forcing the dog into violent bouts of epilepsy at random times
[8:49:24 PM] Morrow Willis: and in those times, coco and vanilla could be with each other[8:49:30 PM] Morrow Willis: but to no avail
[8:50:10 PM] Morrow Willis: their time together was a tortuous one
[8:50:49 PM] Morrow Willis: they knew that their life together in the next life would be more splendid and glorious than this one
[8:50:56 PM] Morrow Willis: so they committed suicide with each other
[8:51:25 PM] Marten Hernandez: wow, I was thinking more of a romeo and juliet thing, but that works
[8:51:26 PM] Morrow Willis: or vanilla cheated on coco with the turtle
[8:51:30 PM] Marten Hernandez: lol
[8:51:41 PM] Morrow Willis: and chopped vanilla's head off
[8:51:46 PM] Marten Hernandez: lol
[8:52:04 PM] Morrow Willis: or you could go a total opposite route
[8:52:25 PM] Morrow Willis: coco and vanilla were working on a top secret rabbit mission to infiltrate the hernandez house
[8:52:28 PM] Marten Hernandez: or vanilla caught turtle aids, while coco took too many sleeping piles that night
[8:52:39 PM] Morrow Willis: oooh turtle aids
[8:52:40 PM] Morrow Willis: i like it
[8:53:14 PM] Morrow Willis: the spy route would be that coco realized that vanilla was a double agent working for raquel
[8:53:38 PM] Morrow Willis: coco slices vanilla's head off, but not before vanilla sneaks a roofy into cocos drink that kills hiim later
[8:53:42 PM] Morrow Willis: anyway
[8:53:55 PM] Morrow Willis: this is what being bored and stuck in a 3+ hour night class does
...well i thought it was funny...
that was very amusing and cute haha. but the fact was sad
ReplyDeletehaha very amusing indeed.
ReplyDeleteand sorry to hear about the bunnies. man, the hernandez girls just have no lucky with those bunnies. i remember when they ran away during the summer and sylvia was going nuts trying to catch them, even with the help of the young boys in your neighborhood.
stick to the turtle maybe?
p.s. i like the story of forbidden love the best, romeo and juliet for animals, shakespeare would be proud.
i have a friend whos bunny actually hung itself. true story, haha.
ReplyDeletethey went out of town, and kept the bunny in one of those big plastic kiddie houses like on the counter next to the window, and the bunny was tied to the house around it's neck. and when they came back, it was hanging out the window...
actually, i think you might know them, the davidsons. wasn't miwha in your stf year?
my bunny suicided too by putting its head through the hole of the cage.. :( while i was gone too.
ReplyDeletehm
yeah I know the davidsons, well just miffa. I met the rest of them though. sung made my stf team pancakes once...
ReplyDeletelol, I guess suicide is common among rabbits.
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yeah I thought that the story was funy, not the fact that they died. ...