Why not wash your hands?
You have just ejected waste products from your body. Then touched objects that most likely other people's waste biproducts have touched.
Yet, you do not feel the need to wash your hands before leaving the restroom?
This is why I don't want to shake your hand.
Or anyone's hand for that matter.
Who knows when you washed that last.
Gotta go. Till next time.
Wife says I should post more often.
Will try.
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To commemorate this occasion I shall start with one of my favorite album openers.
" Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well me too, so fuck Will Smith "
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It's all about that money. Dolla bill y'all.
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In tonight's news.
I changed departments at work, got a promotion.
Cleaned the pool. It's ready for the summer.
Thought about buying some beefeater. But misread the name as "defeater", then "befeater", until looking back at the name and seeing "beefeater "
All in a day's work.
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I had this dream last night about a parasite that enters a humans body and slowly eats away all the organs. The parasite then replaces the eaten organ with it self. Allowing the body to live, and the parasite to live off the body
In this dream the victim is afraid and tries everything to rid himself of the parasite but is unable to. He eventually dies a painful death, but is brought back to life by the parasite.
After this the man slowly changes his views about the parasite. He begins to feel companionship and eventually trusts and befriends the parasite.
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I don't know if I've complained about Eggs Benedict on here before.
So if not.
They suck. Never order Eggs Benedict.
You should only order EB, if:
You enjoy disappointment.
You hate breakfast foods.
You want to feel superior to your fellow diners.
You have been tricked by it's fancy sounding name. Just like the real Benedict Arnold.
It's an egg that it's a traitor among eggs and breakfast foods everywhere.
You allow it's sweet sounding name to entice you to order it, let it into your mouth and it turns around and stabs you in the back, or in the tongue, or back of the tongue technically. Well maybe not technically.
...rant complete.
Good day sir.
It's thrusday, not Friday.
Took out trash. Was late for work.
Realized it's not trash day.
Bada bing Bada boom.
Hey internets,
it's been sometime.
Just thought I'd stop in.
Say hello.
Let's see.
Some updates.
Hmm...
Kevin spacey is gay.
Pokemon go is still dead.
Trump is prez.
Rick and Morty swiffering the nation, and Mcds.
Net neutrality, quite a buzz.
Bit coin hitting $8500
Turkey day was fun.
Old pants that previously didn't fit, now quite snug.
Hmm. That's it for now.
Maybe we will talk again soon.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Who knows.
Ac is broke
Night sweats no joke
Cant sleep on time
Writing bad rhymes.
New album coming soon.
"Mediocre rhymes and stuff"
I thought all those jokes about coffee firing up the old crapfactory were just jokes.
I have learned the truth is quite uncomfortable. Especially when you are the only one at work and can't leave the front desk.
Truth hurts
Trying to sleep.
But can't sleep.
Tried staying at the ceiling.
Let my eyes relax.
Fade in and out of focus.
Feel restless.
Don't know why.
Maybe I'll get up and for a bit
